With the most sincerest of apologies to Albert Hammond. You know I love you, dude.

SCROLL DOWN TO READ MY LYRICS THAT SHOULD BE SUNG TO “NAMES, TAGS, NUMBERS, LABELS” by THE ASSOCIATION AND WRITTEN BY MR. HAMMOND.

Names
I know a man
Who hates all those not of his skin
He doesn’t know the spiral he’s in
Fanatic

Names
I know a man
Who hates all those not of his class
He doesn’t realize he is an ass
Extremist

Names, tags, numbers, labels
Other people preach what you must be
If you’re not, they will denounce you
Though you try to ignore them as a rule
Indoctrination’s taught in state-run schools

Tags
I know a gal
All men are evil and don’t interest her
Oppression is her saddle burr
RadFem

Tags
Dictator wannabees
They say they are Conservative
They’re looking for a House to run
RINOs

Names, tags, numbers, labels
Other people preach what you must be
If you’re not, they will denounce you
Though you try to ignore them as a rule
Indoctrination’s taught in state-run schools

Numbers
Recount, they demand
It’s not fair the system worked as it should
We want our way! We want blood!
Losers

Labels
They pretend and
Publicly say they are Liberal
Quietly vote Conservative
LINOs

Names, tags, numbers, labels
Other people preach what you must be
If you’re not, they will denounce you
Though you try to ignore them as a rule
Indoctrination’s taught in state-run schools

Hm-hm-hm
Names, tags, numbers, hm-mm-mm, labels

Original song written by Albert Hammond – Names, Tags, Numbers & Labels