Diversity.
Inclusion.
Acceptance.
Equality.

I find the majority of people who want these things from me, don’t actually want to reciprocate.

They should add to their list: Reciprocity.

Still, what does all that mean anyway? Being open to diversity, as well as including and accepting others, does not mean one cannot reject or exclude. For instance, there are people who are quite diverse in their inclusion and acceptance of sucking toes. Why, they are equal about it, too:

They’ll suck anybody’s toes.

But me? I reject that diversity. I don’t want to be included. I do not accept any offer of service to my toes that involves tongue. And I will equally reject all those offers no matter which religion, nationality, race, gender, species, or age.

Look, you stay away from my toes and I’ll stay away from yours, mmmmkay?

Does this make me a bad person? Maybe toe suckers think so, but don’t you see? My point has been made! Diversity, inclusion, acceptance, equality: These things are all relative. To chase them blindly and insist upon their complete application in all instances is silly.

Postscript: I thought I would include a picture of toes being sucked, you know…as a graphic element, but oh…my…GOD! I almost barfed up last night’s dinner when I googled toe sucking. Even the pictures of cute little doggies sucking baby toes…yuck. I’m gonna be sick.