I’ve been overhearing some folks say, “Hillary got the popular vote, so why did she concede? Why didn’t she duke it out with The Donald?”
If you’re a Liberal-type, your head may explode when I tell you why, so have some paper towels around to clean up the mess…or don’t read further.
Secretly, in places she doesn’t let anybody see or is willing to admit she has, Ol’ Hill didn’t want the real job itself because, face it, she couldn’t even keep one server safe much less a couple of compounds in Benghazi. She knew the complicated country called America was way beyond her ability to run. Things would quickly go from bad to worse when she validated everybody’s feelings but quickly found out hard and unpopular decisions must be taken that only she would be responsible for.
No wiggle room at the top, girlfriend! The buck stops at that desk in the Oval Office.
Add to that her need for massive amounts of sleep with her insidious health problems, well trust me on this: She was only too happy to lose; especially in a way from which the majority accepts the results. That means that she can have her ego intact, make history, have all the glory but none of the responsibility, and focus on the upcoming criminal charges Clinton Inc. will rack up.
In other words, she’s a typical Liberal.
I say “typical Liberal” because a professor at an uber-liberal California college cancelled midterms for anybody who was — Wait for it! Wait for it! — distraught that Trump was elected and their girl wasn’t. I can only imagine the professor is seeing all those young, nubile things crying and offering to console them. See how caring he is? Maybe the professor is a woman. Hey, equal opportunity here, right?
In any case, as all professors at liberal colleges are, they’re after pussy, and if they can touch it while the nubile young thing cries about the election of the old meanie who said he wanted to grab it, well, now who’s a conservative misogynist who believes in taking action? Funny how that works out, isn’t it?
Typical Liberals want the glory but none of the work — unless the work is marching in the street with a banner that says “Fuck Trump!” or tweeting their outrage that the very voting system that served them so well all these years now needs changing because they didn’t like the current outcome. Boo. Hoo.
Typical Liberals believe feelings are greater than actions.
Look, when I’m drowning, I don’t want somebody asking me how I feel about it. Nor do I want them to march up and down chanting “She drowned. I’m so sad. Why didn’t somebody pass a law making it illegal to drown?”
I want somebody — anybody — to throw me a damn rope. I don’t care if you have an orange comb over, wear a rug, or are bald; pretty please, will you help a girl out here with her immediate problem? We can chat about our feelings later, mmmmkay?