The Kama Sutra for the Media Elite

Chapter headings for a forthcoming book, maybe? Hmmm…I’ll just have to give this a big ol’ think, huh?

Three Aims of the Media Elite

• Support of Approved Liberal Narrative
• Scarcity of Truth
• Slavish devotion to the Cult of Personality

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Acquisition of Influence

• Mysterious sources
• Central Theme: You are stupid and Daddy knows best
• Manipulation of Politically Correct Erogenous Zones

The Conduct of the Media Elite

• Flouting of Expensive Journalism Degree
• Landing a Job With One of the Big Three
• The Hunt for a Suitable Co-Host

 Getting Help from  Friends to find:

• Approved Media Hookups
• Approved Significant Others
• Approved Living Quarters

Two Kama Sutra-Approved Positions for the Media Elite:

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